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โ€œThe past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.โ€ ๐Ÿ’˜ (at the Farm ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿšœ)

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semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyedโ€ฆ every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming โ€œWEโ€™RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!โ€

โ€œDONโ€™T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!ย  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCโ€™S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!โ€

Heโ€™s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15ย A.M

If we donโ€™t restart his heart ,ย heโ€™s toast!ย 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

โ€œDaddyโ€™s in a butter place now, kids.โ€

I WASNโ€™T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

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